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>From: "Peter McWilliams" <peter@mcwilliams.com>
>Subject: Enjoy!
>Date: Mon, 27 Sep 1999 22:09:17 -0700
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>  The phone rings at DEA headquarters.
>  "Hello?"
>  "Hello, is this the DEA?"
>  "Yes. What do you want?"
>  "I'm calling to report my neighbor Adrian Thibodeaux!
>   He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
>  "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
>  Next day, the DEA agents descend on Thibodeaux's house.
>   They search the shed where the firewood is kept.  Using
>   axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no
>   marijuana.  They swear at Thibodeaux and leave.
>  The phone rings at Thibodeaux's house.
>  "Hey, Adrian! Did the DEA come?"
>  "Yeah!"
>  "Did they chop your firewood?"
>  "Yep"
>  "Great, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed."
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