>Sender: >To: >X-Original-Message-ID: <00f701bf26fa$48a9a4a0$9acf69cf@pacbell.net> >From: "Peter McWilliams" >Subject: inTELLigence test >Date: Thu, 4 Nov 1999 11:24:58 -0800 >X-Mozilla-Status: 8001 >X-Mozilla-Status2: 00000000 > > >inTELLigence test > > >This from the UCLA campus newspaper, The Daily Bruin, under the headline >"Students with Drug Convictions Will Soon Be Denied Financial Aid:" > >"A new rule from the U.S. Department of Education will require students >applying for federal financial aid to disclose any prior drug convictions. > >"The new version of the rule states that institutions will not be required >to question students regarding any drug-related matters. Students will have >the responsibility of self-identification, which means the student is >supposed to indicate any convictions of drug-related activity on the >application for financial aid. > >"The U.S. Education Department, however, is confident that students applying >for aid will identify themselves because they may be randomly chosen to >undergo a verification process when applying. If caught lying on the >application, students will lose financial aid privileges." > >So, if you admit to a drug conviction, you lose financial aid. If you deny a >drug conviction and don't get caught, you get financial aid. If you deny a >drug conviction and get caught, you lose financial aid. > >By these rules, any student who admits to a drug conviction is too stupid >for college. > >Enjoy, > >Peter > > >================================================================ > >This message is sent to you because you are subscribed to > the mailing list . >To unsubscribe, E-mail to: