>From: "Peter McWilliams" >Subject: Clinton joke >Date: Sat, 22 Jan 2000 11:00:52 -0800 >X-Mozilla-Status: 8001 >X-Mozilla-Status2: 00000000 > > >Clinton dies and goes straight to hell. > >When he gets there the Devil greets him and offers him 3 ways to > >spend eternity. > >He opens the first door and Bill sees Newt Gingrich hanging from > >the ceiling with fire under him. > >Bill says "Oh no. That's not how I want to spend eternity..." > >The Devil then shows him what is behind door #2. There is Rush > >Limbaugh chained to the wall being tortured. > >Bill says, "Nope. Not for me." > >The Devil then opens door #3. Behind it is Kenneth Starr, chained > >to the wall with Monica Lewinsky on her knees giving him oral sex. > >Bill says, "Hmmm. Looks ok to me. I'll take it!" > >The Devil then says "Good..... Hey Monica, you've been replaced..." > > >================================================================ > >This message is sent to you because you are subscribed to > the mailing list . >To unsubscribe, E-mail to: