>From: "Peter McWilliams" >Subject: Unspeakbale white trash >Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2000 22:07:32 -0800 >X-Mozilla-Status: 8001 >X-Mozilla-Status2: 00000000 > >30 things you'll never hear white trash say: > > > > >30. "I'll take Shakespeare for $1000, Alex." > > > >29. "Duct tape won't fix that." > > > >28. "Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken." > > > >27. "We don't keep firearms in this house." > > > >26. "Has anybody seen the sideburn trimmer?" > > > >25. "You can't feed that to the dog." > > > >24. "No kids in the back of the pickup, it's not safe." > > > >23. "Wrasslin's fake." > > > >22. "I'll have a grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy." > > > >21. "Who's Richard Petty?" > > > >20. "Give me the small bag of pork rinds." > > > >19. "Deer heads detract from the decor." > > > >18. "Spittin' is such a nasty habit." > > > >17. "Trim the fat off that steak." > > > >16 "The tires on that truck are too big." > > > >15. "I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad." > > > >14. "I've got it all on a floppy disk." > > > >13. "Unsweetened tea tastes better." > > > >12. "Would you like your fish poached or broiled?" > > > >11. "My fiancee, Paula Jo, is registered at Tiffany's." > > > >10. "I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl." > > > >9. "Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams." > > > >8. "Checkmate." > > > >7. "She's too old to be wearing that bikini." > > > >6. "Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?" > > > >5. "Hey, here's an episode of Hee Haw that we haven't seen." > > > >4. "I don't have a favorite college team." > > > >3. "Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darlin'." > > > >2. "Elvis who?" > > > > > > > >And the number one thing you will NEVER hear a TRUE Southerner > > > >say: > > > > > > > >1. "I couldn't find ANYTHING at Wal-Mart today." > > >================================================================ > >This message is sent to you because you are subscribed to > the mailing list . >To unsubscribe, E-mail to: